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personal Trainer for your Body and mind, Free trail Day


Hello, I’m Adam and I was fat. Fat like a fat man who’s been bulking up on cakes and pies in a concerted effort to stay warm for winter.

And I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking, “wow, if only I could be as fat as that. I’d love to be so large that little kids point at me while saying, ‘mummy, mummy, look at the fat man’”.

And to get that fat does take effort, it takes commitment, it takes a certain unstoppable mindset. You have to eat sweet when you should eat savoury, you have to express your feelings through the medium of chewing, you have to have your excuse-making skills primed to the max. “I don’t have time, it’s my genetics, I’d love to put the cake down but it’s got nuts in it and they’re good for me.”

And then you have to be able to really tell these things to yourself in a way that makes it feel true and that, yes indeed, you are totally helpless.

Yes, when it comes to getting fat, I’ve got 15 years of experience of wobbling around at about the 23 stone mark. How much?!?! Yes, 23 stone. That’s about 600,000 too many calories I’d eaten. It’s like carrying a sofa around with me all day long (“oh but it’s ok, it’ll give me strong legs…”)

But I’m no longer such a big, fat, wobbly man. These days I can fit through doors and wear clothes I grew out of years ago. These days I don’t feel guilty about the lies I tell to myself, I can run up stairs and still have my breath. And you know what? I’m about a bazillion times happier now than I ever thought I could be – and it’s not because I’m lighter, it’s because I have a different head now.

So why am I telling you this?

I’m telling you because I know not only just what it takes to get fat (and stay there) but also what it takes to lose the weight, keep it off, and feel better in every aspect of my life.

And I’d like to help you too. (Lose the weight, that is. I want to help you feel fantastic!)

Too many fitness instructors and personal trainers simply say, “don’t eat the cakes” not understanding that you’ve been in love with Sara Lee since the day you met one warm summer evening back when you were young, they just don’t “get” that Cadburys is one of the best friends you’ve ever had. You went to school together, you grew up together, Cadburys has always been there for you through the roughest of the rough times and the best of the best times. To say “just ignore it” is like saying, “just never talk to your family or friends ever again”.

With SMASH THE FAT! I’m offering you my personal guarantee that together we’ll get you in the shape you dream of.

And that’s a money-back guarantee, by the way. I’m so certain, so convinced, so absolutely sure that together we will make a massive difference to your life that I offer a 100%, no quibble money-back guarantee on what I’m offering that if we don’t make it, it won’t cost you a penny.

So what am I offering?

I’m offering to get you in the best shape of your life – physically and mentally – by taking you beyond everything you expected in a way that only an ex-very-fat-man can.


Of course you are.

To find out more call me up, day or night, on 0741 267 7770 thats 07412677770, or email me Or maybe just send me a text.

Do it now, even if it’s just a little text saying, “Em… I don’t know what to say…”

I know what it’s like, I know it’s hard to make a decision, to make a change, to revolutionize your life but I also know it starts with the tiniest thing.

So get in touch now even if you think you won’t want to do anything more about it.
From tiny seeds grow giant trees.
And one little text may grow into the greatest thing you ever di

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